piplups:

3 days ago — 225485 notes, via

hellofromhawaii:

So I was driving behind this truck and seen this huge dog and I was like lemme take a photo of this creature, so I honked my horn a little so it would look at me and then………….

3 days ago — 177060 notes, via / source

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

3 days ago — 107464 notes, via / source

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

3 days ago — 91917 notes, via / source

fefeeri:

vwhy:

fefeeri:

WHAT TEAM

catwild

image

3 days ago — 160875 notes, via

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

3 days ago — 262020 notes, via / source

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

3 days ago — 114809 notes, via / source

#A+ to misfits’ writing

3 days ago — 184920 notes, via / source

hemmoan:

having to be the one to wake luke up from a nap to go do an interview but he’s so cute and snuggly that you crawl into the bunk with him and he wakes up a lil bit and he wraps his arms around you and cuddles into the space between your neck and your shoulder and makes happy lil ‘hmm’ sounds and then you both go back to sleep and long story short that’s why you’re not allowed to be the one who wakes him up anymore

3 days ago — 1523 notes, via / source

6 days ago — 13401 notes, via / source

on a scale of 1-10 ur gr8

6 days ago — 1 notes

Anonymous asked: Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

6 days ago — 22863 notes, via / source

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

6 days ago — 337681 notes, via / source

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

6 days ago — 49444 notes, via / source

@anselelgortWhen ur “hahaha“‘s auto correct to “HAHAHAHAHAHA” and u have to be like, sorry for the caps, ur not that funny.

6 days ago — 7380 notes, via / source