danisnotonfire:

look i managed to get a petri dish to stick to my face by inhaling all the air

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trxylerssadslave:

sluttylittlepill:

troyeh0well:

danisnotonfire:

oh shit it left a mark on my face and i’m about to film a video i look like a vampire

again well done

The shirt

is amazing

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ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

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asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

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“People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.”
— John Patrick,The Curious Savage (via theglasschild)
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spoopykylebroflovski:

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ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

true gangsters

He also opened 84 soup kitchens during the Great Depression, and he’s commonly known as the modern day Robin Hood because he tended to steal money and goods from the rich in order to give back to society and the poor

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hardforbrandon:

THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.

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iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

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brok3n-teens:

Does the future scare you? 

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rockmeharrey:

↳ Best Harry Styles Moments WWAT

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always-eternity-okay:

But just look at this. Not just his face, but his body language. 

In the first 2, when he is dancing with Tina, he is keeping his body angled away from her a little. And he isn’t holding her hand. She is holding his, but his hand is open, making sure he is only touching her as much as is necessary. He is also looking anywhere but at her.

Now look at how he is holding Kurt hands splayed on his back, trying to have as much contact with the boy he loves as possible. And that last gif, pressing his body close to Kurt, and his face into his neck. Looking at him as much as he can from his position.

This is where he belongs.
This is home.

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